Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first devour a chosen one. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two
Next, you must poison United Nations. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must prepare your doomsday device, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.