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Ich habe NIE an diesen Tag geglaubt, bis heute.
Also. Ich sitze in der bahn und plötzlich sind tausende von kleinen gelben spinnen auf meinen knien und am Boden (außen) meiner Tasche.
Ich schrei los und hau se wech. Dann bin ich inner city und kauf mir nen neue Tasche (weil alte verspinnt) und packe um und nehm main handy raus und des fällt runter und is kaputt jezz.
Scheiße, dass. Ehrlich. Dann will ich wen sehn und das ist nicht da. Ich bin müde und habe kopfschmerzen (stand zu lange inner SOnne).

Scheißtag, Scheißtag, Scheißtag!!!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first devour a chosen one. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two
Next, you must poison United Nations. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must prepare your doomsday device, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

fand ich mal ne süße erklärung.

My butterfly 's got wings,
I rip 'em of for fun.
My birdy so beautiful sings,
Without legs it cannot run.
My rabbit hopps luckily over the lawn,
Look at his ears, you'll see it has none.
So if YOU ever cross my way,
You should be carefull what you say.

(das Resultat einer sehr interessanten "geschichte der philosophie" stunde)

Ehrlich.